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Read and That’s It 2009
Jan 4th
| Title | Author | Series | Series Part | Reading Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace | Terry Brooks | 3/8/2009 | 6 | ||
| Treason | Peter Davis | Star Trek: New Frontier | 17 | 4/30/2009 | 8 |
| The Road | Cormac McCarthy | 6/14/2009 | 10 | ||
| Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? | Philip K. Dick | 9/9/2009 | 8 | ||
| The Gunslinger | Stephen King | Dark Tower | 1 | 10/31/2009 | 8 |
Sad sad sad. But hey, it was my first year of marriage, and I have a new step-daughter at home, and another kid on the way, and more stuff to do at work and… okay okay, I think I was just lazy. Nothing was really grabbing me last year, or calling to me either. Hopefully I’ll do better this year, but so far it doesn’t feel any different.
Dragons of Changing Seasons
Sep 29th
My Best Good Friend, who thinks he’s lame but who does all these amazing things and goes to all these amazing places and meets all these amazing people (and who NEVER updates his blog about any of it) is currently taking more painting classes from D&D artist legend Larry Elmore. My Good Buddy loves Larry Elmore. I’ve always liked Larry Elmore, but there’s something about his work that is often too stiff for me. I remember when my Good Buddy and I found out that they had reissued the Chronicles Trilogy with new covers NOT by Elmore, he thought it was blasphemy and I thought it was an improvement. Let’s look:
vs.
The top isn’t bad. Heck, it’s a classic! But there’s something more lush and real about the one below by Matt Stawicki, and not just because it makes for a better wallpaper! It also reminds me of a How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way lesson, where tilting a camera angle is often more interesting and compelling than shooting a scene straight on.
So I’m right and he’s wrong. What else is new?
I feel like reading Chronicles again. I wonder if it will hold up?
Name That Bot
Sep 2nd
UPDATE: THE LIST IS COMPLETE! w00t!
Chop Shop has a great t-shirt called weRobot that features the silhouette of “51 celebrity robots pulled from popular culture references from literature, film, tv, cartoon, children’s literature, video games and even rock music.” Of course I want, but more importantly, I wanted to be able to name all 51 silhouettes. Alas…FAIL, but here’s what I did get:
(Numbers are clockwise from top)
- Hal-9000
- V.I.N.CENT
- Conky 2000 *
- Rusty the Boy Robot
- Twiki
- Robby the Robot
- Gort
- Giant Robo **
- Techno Trousers *
- Muffit *
- Voltron
- Maximilian
- Optimus Prime
- Dr. Theopolis
- Tik-Tok
- Jet Jaguar **
- Cylon
- B-9
- Astro Boy
- Marvin the Paranoid Android
- K-9
- Huey
- Wall-E
- Tom Servo
- Robot from Robotron: 2084 *
- Tin Woodman
- Rosie
- Mechani-Kong **
- Robot Santa ***
- ED-209
- Bender Bending Rodriquez
- Kryten **
- Robot from Berzerk *
- Crow T. Robot
- Johnny 5
- Mega Man
- Mazinger Z *
- Cylon Centurion
- C-3PO
- Robot from News of the World **
- The Iron Giant
- Maschinenmensch
- The Terminator
- Big Guy
- Bomberman *
- Mechagodzilla *
- R2-D2
- Bubo
- Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robot
- Tripod from War of the Worlds (how is that a robot?) *
- Sentinel
* Those I didn’t get on first pass and had to research to figure out
** Submitted by commenter Joe Deeley.
*** Submitted via Facebook by Joel Gregor.
Read and That’s It 2008
Jan 12th
This used to be called “Read and Watched 2008″ but I stopped keeping track of movies I’ve watched. It got too tedious and I was never sure if I should count movies I was only half paying attention to (aka watching movies on t.v.). Maybe I should start again and only log in movies I’ve seen in a theater, or something like that. That sounds good actually. But in any case, 2008 is a bust for movies. And not great for books either. Here we go:
| Title | Author | Series | Series Part | Reading Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban | J.K. Rowling | Harry Potter Series | 003 | 4/21/2008 | 10 |
| Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire | J.K. Rowling | Harry Potter Series | 004 | 7/13/2008 | 10 |
| Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix | J.K. Rowling | Harry Potter Series | 005 | 8/16/2008 | 10 |
| Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince | J.K. Rowling | Harry Potter Series | 006 | 9/5/2008 | 10 |
| Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows | J.K. Rowling | Harry Potter Series | 007 | 10/12/2008 | 8 |
| Twilight | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight Series | 001 | 10/17/2008 | 6 |
| Stardust | Neil Gaimen | 10/22/2008 | 6 | ||
| Fool Moon | Jim Butcher | Dresden Files | 002 | 11/7/2008 | 8 |
So yeah, pretty much just read Harry Potter this year. It was good, but I got sick of it towards the end. Stardust turned out to be one of the few instances where a movie is better than a book, and Fool Moon’s main character cried once too many times, so I gave up on that series early.
As for this year, I don’t know what I feel like reading. I’m not in the mood for anything. I’m humming and hawing about reading the DS9 Relaunch books, but I’m often disappointed in “franchise books” and I don’t know if I want to start down another series road, or read some stand alone stuff for a while. Maybe I should read a book on how to read faster!
Two Rings To Rule Them All
Oct 13th
The Girl and I went to San Francisco and hit up Giraux’s again, to get both my ring and her wedding band. No pictures because we had to order the right size, but I think they looked great. Once again, went a bit over budget, but I have to look at this thing the rest of my life, so I might as well be happy with it. Going to be weird to wear jewelry all the time. I have a feeling I’m going to be playing with my finger habitually for a good while.
Last night, I finally put an end to the Harry Potter series. I’ve been working on them off and on (mostly on) since 2007, so it only took me two years to read seven books. Very sad. An extremely enjoyable adventure that I am more than happy to be done with, because I can’t wait to read something else now that doesn’t have a character named “Potter” in it. It’s been a while! But exhaustion aside, it really was a pretty good series, especially after it got past the first few books and started getting serious about all-out-war. It was a nice transition from boy to man, and I’m glad Rowling wasn’t afraid to kill very important people along the way. I have some objections to the last book, but I’m not sure if they’re legit problems or just fanboy reactions as to “how I would have done things” even though it’s not my book. Probably the latter, and the fact that I’m still thinking about means it was impactful, one way or the other. So two thumbs up for Harry Potter, as if the entire rest of the world didn’t already know that.
Speaking of “two thumbs up,” I also managed to watch between chapters the two and a half hour epic There Will Be Blood. Well uh…I liked it but again, much like No Country For Old Men, it kinda went nowhere and close to three hours is a long time to invest in something that goes nowhere. That said, I give TWBB a much higher mark than NCFOM, and found this review by Roger Ebert interesting, specifically this passage:
“There Will Be Blood” is the kind of film that is easily called great. I am not sure of its greatness. It was filmed in the same area of Texas used by “No Country for Old Men,” and that is a great film, and a perfect one. But “There Will Be Blood” is not perfect, and in its imperfections (its unbending characters, its lack of women or any reflection of ordinary society, its ending, its relentlessness) we may see its reach exceeding its grasp. Which is not a dishonorable thing.
So…NCFOM is a perfect film, but TWBB isn’t, and one of the reasons is the ending? I’m sorry Roger, I like you and junk, but that’s insanity. NCFOM HAS NO ENDING! NOTHING HAPPENS! You sit there for three hours mesmerized by performances and waiting for the big payoff and everyone just walks away to do their own thing. The protagonists death is so inconsequential and random I didn’t even know he was dead for fifteen minutes! The bad guy gets away, the good guy never comes close to catching him, never even meets him; Woody Harrelson shows up to give us hope and is gone ten minutes later. Neither film is perfect for me, but I enjoyed TWBB much more, and even if the ending is somewhat random, at least the squirmy jerkboy gets what’s been coming to him, and that’s satisfying. Okay, venting done. Perhaps I should stick to chick flicks. They always end nice.
I haven’t had soda today, I brought food from home instead of buying something, and I flossed this morning. Go me.
Simplification by Digitization
Oct 3rd
Y’know what’s cool about Star Trek? Everything, duh! Okay even I don’t believe that’s true, but here’s what I’m talking about specifically: (Fun Fact: I pronounced “specifically” as “pacifically” up until 7th grade, when I said it in a sentence in class and everyone laughed at me. Learning through ridicule, my favorite method!) Everything in their world is on the computer.
“Computer! List all information on Orion Slave Girls.” BAM!
“Computer! Play Beethoven’s 5th Piano Concerto, movement 2.” BAM!
“Computer! Open Holodeck Program “Mobey Dick”, chapter 15.” BAM!
Why the computer sounds like Emeril Lagassi on my journal, I do not know, but I want that! Everything is at the touch of their fingertips, or voice command, in this case. Ever notice their rooms? They own nothing! And why should they when everything is on their PADD? No dusty shelves full of CDs, books or Orange-Ray DVDs, (Blu-Ray of the future).
This appeals to me, which is somewhat weird, as ten years ago it definitely would not have. I liked owning things back then. I still like owning things, in a crazy, unhealthy fanatical way that I try to avoid as much as possible these days. At some point it started to feel more like I was trying to fill a hole in my empty soul over actually enjoying what I was collecting. Collecting for the sake of collecting. Plus the storage requirements were getting annoying, and if I had to move? Forgetaboutit.
Now I only collect “normal people” stuff, but even that takes up space and requires care and organization and dusting, oh god the dusting! And it occured to me that the output on all these THINGS are far more important than the package they come in. So what can I do to destory the package?
BOOKS
There are eBooks. I haven’t devlved into that technology yet, but I know they’re out there. I have looked into it a little and, at the time, every book I spot checked for wasn’t available in eBook format, so that makes it unlikely I could go completely eBook. Plus, Star Trek aside, I don’t know that I could read everything off a eReader, or whatever they’re called. Then again, I look at a monitor all day with no problems, is it any different? In fact, the eReader probably has magnification and lighting options that would be easier on the eyes than your standard paper variety. But the smell wouldn’t be there. I do love the smell of books. Sniffing a page often inspires me to read, in fact. (Duh, I’m weird.) But having no more use for bookcases and having every book you own in the palm of your hand might make up for lack of smell. Maybe I could just spray “Perfume La Book” on my eReader.
Of course, that’s just novels. I have a boatload of reference books as well, “How-To”, “Behind-the-Scenes”, “The Art Of…” etc. These probably wouldn’t translate well to eBook format. On the other hand, 99.99% of all my research these days is performed online, so wouldn’t that allow me to eliminate many a reference book? I’d have to look at what I have, but even if I can’t find an online equivalent, I can’t remember the last time I looked through one of these books, so how important could they be?
FILM & TELEVISION
I know you can download movies and TV episodes onto the computer. I haven’t tried it, but I’ve seen it on iTunes. And computers these days come with fancy 1080p montors and cable hookup, so lots of people are using their computers as televisions. Cool, but not for me. I like my TV and computer as seperate entities, for the most part. I watch YouTube type stuff on my computer sure, but I like laying on my couch, eating Doritos off my belly and watching a movie on my actual television.
I should have done some research before posting theories about this, but wouldn’t it be cool if there was a DVD player/hard drive that you could burn all your DVDs into and then manage it via your TV? Like an iPod, only bigger and for DVDs. There probably is such a thing, and if there’s not, there should be. I know you can plug an actual computer into your TV, but again, I’m not trying to integrate the two. I don’t want to boot up a computer to watch a movie. I don’t want my computer to have to be within reach of my TV. I’m just talking about a player that only exists to store and play my DVDs. I turn on my TV, switch to this magical player, browse the movies I have burned in it and click play. Doesn’t that sound good?
Throw all your DVDs into your garage, sell ‘em on eBay, whatever. Everything’s in this DVD player shaped box under your TV. Like I said, I haven’t looked into whether this technology already exists, but I’m leaning on the negatory side.
MUSIC
This one is easy, and already being done. I run all my music through the computer or my iPod these days. I don’t buy “real” CDs anymore, because everything is available in MP3 format. No cracked cases, no finding a missing disc, everything is run through iTunes, which easily filters what I’m looking for. As far as portabiliity, I use my computer as a stereo, for the most part. They also make portable stereos you can plug your iPod into. I haven’t bought one, but if I ever felt the need to, they are everywhere and cheap. The Girl’s car has a port I can plug my iPod into, and while my car is too old to sport this feature, my car doesn’t have a radio or CD player period (got stolen years ago), so it doesn’t matter what format I stick to. And if worse came to worse and I actually NEEDED to have a CD of something, I can just burn a CD of the something and not worry about losing it or getting it back or damaging it because it’s just a dumb ol’ copy. Yes, the music tech is good, and very close to Star Trek, though I still can’t get my iPod to take voice commands.
The only downside might be that MP3 format isn’t necessarily “high definition”, or whatever the musical equivalent would be. Personally I can’t hear the difference between a CD and a burned CD, but then my ears probably aren’t skilled in this regard. And maybe if I were using music in some sort of production capacity, MP3 format wouldn’t be good enough. But I’m not, so who cares?
CAPTAIN’S LOG, SUPPLEMENTAL…
The music is down. I have to do research on the movies, but even if it doesn’t exist, it will soon. The books still seem a ways off in terms of availabilty and interest, (everyone I know sneers at the idea of reading digitally), so who knows if that will ever take off. But maybe I could just stick to the library and still avoid the need for bookcases. I feel like we’re close though, to living in my Star Trek house. In fact, the technology is definitely there, and I’m sure more than one nerd as dropped a huge bundle to have their house computerize everything. Apple will get me there, I just know it!




