About Me

California native. Wife and two kids. Great.

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Me in a Nutshell

No, this is me in a nutshell: "Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?"

It's a testament to how NOT "great" I am that I can take my last name and put "thegreat" after it, and that username is never taken. But the struggle continues! (And in the meantime, I can just fake it.)

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My Skills

  1. Marathoning Netflix 80%
  2. Sleeping 60%
  3. Listening to Music 90%
  4. Practicing 30%

  • Our destiny is in the stars. So let's go and search for it.- The Reign of Terror